Curse

~ Star Maiden ~ · Mar 08, 2006, 07:58 PM // 19:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecklipze

280 - You tell your friend you can't use their pencil because it has been customised for them

I love this one. LOL!

Kriel Drache · Mar 11, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25

297- You feel bad for the customer you're checking out with the long yellow fingernails with stuff growing on them because you think a Necromancer cast Rotting Flesh on him.
298- You run away screaming when you think about this for fear of getting the "Diseased" condition if you touch his money or even getting closer to him.

Halfthought · Mar 11, 2006, 08:59 PM // 20:59

299- You practice microing huild wars skills in public
(credits to "teh_pwnerer"

Francis Demeules · Mar 12, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

300 - You search the Gate area to go to your house without success

Gotcha 300|

BakedMonkey · Mar 12, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35

301. You name your cat Melandru's Stalker
302. When you buy a shirt thats too small for you and call the store clerk a "scammer" because he/she sold you a customized armor.
303. When you warp a stone in paper then set it on fire, you chuck it at someone screaming "FireBall!"

Eldin · Mar 12, 2006, 10:02 PM // 22:02

304. When you are asked to give somebody a cold one, you insist you cannot due to the shortage of Ice Golems in a radius of miles.

305. You take a religious girl named Alesia with you to the forest. You jump off a cliff, breaking every bone in your body and wait on her to "ressurect" you.

306. When you get new clothes, you examine them ridiculously thoroughly in hopes of finding a sup rune on it.

Arie · Mar 13, 2006, 03:25 AM // 03:25

307 When you refer to your boss as the guild leader.

308 When you see someone wearing a new suit and you call the a "cheating ebayer."

*had the numbers wrong

Guillaume De Sonoma · Mar 13, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55

309 When you hear about some one becoming blind you atomaticly think about covering it with weakness

Gardar · Mar 13, 2006, 05:01 PM // 17:01

310. You start charging P's and Ecto's for things you are selling.
312. You want to change your profession depending on what you are doing each day.
313.You go around the city or town you live in asking someone to group with you or go on farming runs.
314. You want to use quick travel between places,cities or countries (wish that was possible).

I dont know if any of those have been listed before if so I'm sorry I didn't read them all

Ecklipze · Mar 13, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sol_Vie

254) You draw an entire battle sequence of a full Guild Wars party fighting Yxthoshth (Ranger's Path boss) in class. You know what spell each character is using, too. (And what kind of weapons)

315. You actually know how to prononce 'Yxthoshth'

Francis Demeules · Mar 13, 2006, 09:04 PM // 21:04

316 - When you see a fortune teller, you ask which sand shard resides Glint. (Off course you must be Ascend first)

Brother Doug · Mar 13, 2006, 09:12 PM // 21:12

317- When you go outside, you wonder how all of these players got into an Instance.

318- When you cut yourself, you try to cast Healing Touch.

Dark Suoon · Mar 14, 2006, 03:49 AM // 03:49

319- when your pet dies sadly u say "im using ressurect on ____"

320- you see a stick and you use it as a earth wand and you run around going "fhew bam!" at objects

321- when your friend is bleeding alot you yell out "Im using Mend condition on my friend!"

cheers12 · Mar 14, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14

322:you wait at the door of ur house to zone outside

LightningHell · Mar 20, 2006, 02:11 PM // 14:11

323: When you actually revive this thread to see how many other ways you can prove you're addicted to GW.

Karl Denham · Mar 20, 2006, 03:28 PM // 15:28

324 you send your pet ahead of you to chek for traps

325 you hire a thief to try and bust the lock on the rival gangs door

326 YOU SET TRAPS

warkst · Mar 20, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by toric brightblade

5. Rather then laughing in public, you scream "LOL!"

I actually do that...

327. When you dye all your clothes black and prance through town.
328. When you shout "To the Limits" when you go to the bathroom.
329. When you ask for a dwarven ale when you enter a pub.
330. When you're running through town to look for collectors.
331. When you run up to a person and you set his/her boots on fire while shouting "INCENDIARY BOOTS"
332. When you get angry at your docter for not casting "Mend Ailment" on you, you shout "BAD MONK" and walk out.
333. When you think you can walk through Lava.
334. When you think your litter bin is a chest, containing some uber item.
335. When you're looking for a key to open your litter bin.
336. When you try to tame spiders with "charm animal".
337. When you throw sticks at old people shouting "I know you're undead, don't try to hide it!"

warkst · Mar 21, 2006, 06:51 AM // 06:51

338. When you ask your neigbourhood for a run to the mall, you promise you'll pay them and you flash 1k $

JjK · Mar 21, 2006, 07:27 AM // 07:27

Taken from a previous thread I made.

1. Spend a month on a forum of a game you cannot

play (non-alpha)
ALTERNATE: You read these, when you can be playing

GW.
2. you dream of GW
3. You bothered to read this.
4. you spent half your days on the GW GUI waiting for

a server slip.
5. You constantly read your GW preorder booklet.
6. There are sheets of paper littering your room/office on

possible New
characters or guild plans.
-Alternate: you have an entire folder devoted to guild

wars documents you have created in Microsoft Word/Word

Pad/Notepad for the 'leet ppl'.
7. You have or moderate a fan website/forum devoted to

guild wars.
8. You placed your complimentary guild wars poster on

the ceiling above your bed so you can see it when you

fall asleep at night.
Alternate: across from the toilet so you can admire it

while taking a dump.
9. Your music of choice comes from the CD soundtrack.
10. You're counting down the days until the next beta

weekend/release date.
11. You have to fight to keep yourself from trying to get

new friends interested in Guild Wars before you've even

known them for a day.
12) you play Guild Wars so much on the BWE your

parents think your crazy
alternate-you spend so much time on guild wars guru

that you have to make up something and tell your

parents that so they dont think your crazy
13) you play GW for so long that your parents tell you

to go outside, and you just take your laptop outside and

play it there.
14) you watch the new movie over and over again untill

you feel like your acctually playing the game.
15) you go on other languege sites and try to desipher

what it says
16) you have guild wars pjs....
17. You forget you have a girlfriend.
18. You're afraid to breathe.
19. You fill that empty whole in your life with a fansite

forum.
20. Your hands shake uncontrollably while typing.
21. You have Guild Wars in your display name for your

favorite IM service.
22. You sleep through school the Monday following a

BWE.
23. When a BWE approaches you take your bath for the

weekend and have a deodorant stick next to your monitor
24. You're hopping on eBay to see if you can find

people selling the retail game yet, how much they're

selling it for and hoping not to see all the *pre-order*

posts since you no longer need 'em.
ALTERNATE: You're buying several copies of the game

(retail or collectors) so you can post them on eBay and

hope you make it worth your time and money and not

get undersold.
25. You're wife, friends or family (all depending on

individual) think you no longer exist and think you're a

flook for talking about all your GW buddies and not

spending enough time with them or in reality!
ALTERNATE: You ignore them because you're GW friends

are your ONLY friends that are important and GW is your

ultimate reality!
26. You tie up the phone lines (for us dial up people)

and get calls at the end of the weekend wondering if

you're still alive. Hope they know an alternate way of

contacting you.
ALTERNATE: Those that live with you (unless you have

deoderant stick ready and waiting by computer) think you

or something is dead in the house because of the awful

stench coming from the computer room.
27. When you lose all since of reality.
28 You are investing in Caf pills and no doz so you can

never leave your computer and Play the entire BEW from

start to finish.
29. You have a list of reasons to tell work why you

need the whole 3-day weekend off.
30 You tell friends/family/work that you are going a way

for the weekend so you can play without Interruptions.
31 you go to Guilds Wars and Drool at the log on

screen.
32. You are thinking of geting a second laptop so you

can play two chars at once.
33. Every other game suddenly gets real boring.
34. You get your plastic bow (if you have one) and

suddenly you just feel like shooting things!
35. When feuding, you threaten to put your friends on

your ignore list, then plug your ears.
36. You try to "tame" the local stray cat, hoping he

doesn't have charm break.
37. You go to a funeral and try to raise a bone horror.
38. You actually take the time to make up or add to

this list.
39. You actually post on this list what you typed as an

add-on.
39: You completely forget to eat 3 days a month.
40: You made a post about guild wars addiction.
41: You're up at 2:00am and have nothing better to do

that type this.
42: You go to GWA (Guild Wars Annon.) meetings

every week.
43: You forget that all girls don't look like those of GW.
44: You went to the zoo and tryed to master the

animals.
45: You stood over a dead rodent for an hour trying to

raise minions of the dead.
46: You can now type at 3,000 words per minute due to

intense battles without TS.
47: You haven't seen the light of day since the WPE.
48.) after ur wife or GF has left you cuz of ur

addiction, u turn to GW for sexual plesure by

masturbaiting to the naked people walking around (this is

probably the ultamate step in prooving u have an

addiction)
49. you search all over for some1 to make u a korean

login so u can play in that beta test...
50. you have the countdown to the next beta test as

your homepage
51. you have the countdown to the next beta test as

your desktop background
52. the only conversation between you and your friends

consits of guild wars
53) you tell people your name is *imput your guildwars

name*
54) you kill your friend and look and see if he dropped

a rare item
55) you take out a map and keep pressing on where

you want to go and wait to be teleported there
56) You pick a flower and wait for it to turn into a

teeny-tiny construction worker.
57) You wonder why 50 books take up more space in

your backpack than one.
58) You actually download the korean client and install it

thinking it will install a guildwars that will log-on to the

korean servers, then when it doesn't work wonder why all

the writing is in english, figure the install didn't work and

repeat.
59.You download all of the koolest GW jpg.s that you

can find.
60.when 60 of these reasons are true
61. When you're suggesting your family to go loot-hunting

with you.
62. You're begging for a job in the developing team.
63. You're trying to make WoW-Players get GW insteat.
64. You're just seeing the cons in other games and start

every single sentence with "But Guild Wars is/got.."
65. When you're asking a shopkeeper for the

local-iron-prices.
66. You're failling out of college because of a game that

isn't even out yet...
67. After realizing the BWE is almost over after /age 65

hours, your tears turn to blood.
68. You *accidently* mow down your neighbor with a

weed whacker only to find that you forgot to pick up that

rez spell.
69. You edited the google html code so you could add a

countdown to the release date and still have google as

your homepage.
70 You build your girlfriend a computer so she can play

it with you, even though the it's very unlikely that she

will suddenly finding an interest in computer games before

the game is released.
71. You go to save a Word document and find that you

have no more space because you've filled up your hdd

with gw gameplay videos.
72. You secretly get aroused by the voluptuous breasts

of the elementalist girls.
73. You and your friend spend 10 min arguing about

what to put on this post.
74. You go back to keep the addicted thread alive.
75. when you loose your since of mathematics.
76. When you're at rule 68 and start over, due to lack

of attention (we all have it), at rule #1!
77. When you think WoW is just a wierd typo.
78 when you make a list at work on paper because they

dont let you go to Forums
79 when you name your kid Gwen(boy or Girl)
80 when you are still here at 3:00 am EST after you

have been kicked off GW's Server.
81 You piss yourself because you can't find time to go

to the bathroom because you usually go while waiting on

Everquest 2's loading screens.
82. When your parent find you with a pair of scissors in

the closet, senslessly mumbling "must.. salvage..cloth..."
83 - ... you try and hex the boss with slow spells /

blinding to escape work.
84 - ... you yell "Watch Yourself!" at the oncoming

car.
85 - ... no one understands what, "Yea, I have a W

and M.O. at nineteen that just visited the L.A. to find

some other eighteen plus M.O. for the mirror." means.
86 - ... you run out of dye at home.
87 - ... most of your clothing looks ridiculous now.
88 - ... you take a long way around, so not to have

people enter your aggro circle.
89 - ... standing on a high pressure vent only casts

'Cold Feet' and 'Pants Updraft'.
90 - ... your red bingo marker starts to run out of ink.
91 - ... no matter how much you dance, wiggle, or play

the air guitar, your hands just don't glow.
92 - ... your studded leather skirt draws a little too

much attention.
93 When you learn the Male Elementalist's dance and

show your friends.
94 When you've hurt yourself trying the Male Ranger's

dance.
95. When you are averaging around four hours sleep a

night.
96. You have specially designed computer chair tied into

the plumbing to carry off the waste.
97. You have a feeding tube inserted
98. You construct an abnoxiously large wall around your

yard to defend against a Charr attack
99. Your family forgot what you looked like.
100. You bought the game with the female ranger on the

cover because she is hot.
101. You begin dressing like your character in real life.
102) You try and drag a file from your desktop to a

folder, thinking the folder will open up just like when you

hover an item over a closed bag in your inventory.
103) You sit at a slight angle to the computer monitor

and attempt to use the right mouse button to move the

monitor screen to become straight, like you do with your

view in Guild Wars.
104) You play a game online that uses the arrow keys

to move and attempt to move with the W,A,S and D

keys, and strafe with the Q and E keys.
105) You wave your hands around in a wierd way when

someone cuts you off on the road.
106) You go around McDonalds asking how people got

into "your copy" of the McDonalds "map."
107 you try to salvage the cereal box for wood planks
108 you go up to random strangers asking them if they

will give you something for some dirt and some floss you

found in your pocket.
109. you dye all the clothes you're wearing orange
110. you walk around with a backpack, belt pouch and

two bags so you can collect random items you find on

the ground
111. you forget what tasks your boss has given you to

complete and are confused because you can't seem to

locate them in your quest log and see no arrow to assist

you
112. you suddenly become anti-social because nobody has

an exlamation mark above their head
113. while waiting at the bus stop you ask if anyone is

looking for a group to travel to the next town
114. you walk in and out of doorways hoping everything

will reset
115. you try to sell some old wood planks and iron

ingots to your local Home Depot
116 You stand in the middle of Office Max Yelling

WTB/WTS Black Dye.
117 You have not seen your family/friends in days and

cound not be happier.
118 You try to teleport back to and from wprk and back

to same time.
119 You hit random thing things with a hammer looking

for rare salvage.
120) At a party you ask strangers who ask to join you

if they are fully infused.
121) At Church you say "Kill the priest!"
122) You start looking through other people's garbage for

things you can salvage.
123) You constantly get frustrated when people don't

know what you want them to do and don't have a map

to point it out to them.
124) You see Korean words on your left and right, and

think, "this is gonna suck."
125) You have urges to always climb stairs and stand at

the top for a few minutes.
126) You mention farming more than an almanac.
127) When somone says they are trying to unlock

something, you hope it's really good.
128) You plot out where everyone is going in a mall

before you go anywhere.
129) Whenever you get suprised you shout, "Seeding

(your name here)!"
130. You try and figure out why you cant defend yourself

against the bullys at school when you dont see 8 buttons

in front of you...
131. When your pet lizard dies you think, "hmm... now

how do i heal him again?"
132. When you find yourself failing a class you try to

figure how to up some atributes!
133. When taking a walk and get lost, you get confused

becouse you cant seem to find your map w/ the bread

crumbs...
134 When you go places with friends, you get very

aggravated when some goes ahead of the group and

scream "You are putting us in danger!"
135 You become afraid of the beach, constantly chanting

"The drakes will get me, the drakes will get me!"
136 You become a monk in order to double the holy

damage should the undead rise
137 You ask to customise your Car in order to get 20%

performance increase.
138 You say out loud "/dance" and start doing the male

elementalist dance and make yourself look like a total

fool.
139 - While watching the cutscenes with friends on

teamspeak, you constantly call out what emote has been

made by the charachters
- You know them all by heart
- You actually say "slash" when you say them
- You spend 10 hours going from augury to forge.
- In one sitting
- You do it with mostly henchies
140 You know you've been playing Guild Wars too long

when, You make a post about when You know you've

been playing Guild Wars too long when...
141 You know you've been playing Guild Wars too much

when you decide to tatoo yourself like a Monk.
142 You know you've been playing too long when you try

to adjust the camera angle in CSS.
143 you know you've been playing too long when you

look at /age...
144--You start speaking in GW lingo, like LFG, WTB,

WTS, [just saying the letters just like that o_o]
145--You ask someone new to your school if they need

any crafting materials to get new clothes so they can

survive.
146--You get confused by a roadmap because it doesn't

have little green, red, or blue dots showing you who is

friendly, who is an enemy and such, and there is no

arrow to point out where you need to go to get where

you're going.
- you realise that a Friendship tavern is nearby...
- you use the "Berk! Berk! Berk!" language all over

your computer and documents
- you haggle your "gold" for a suitable sword and shield

in Warwick Castle
176. You lose track how to count
177- You shave dogs to get fur and make yourself an

armor.
178 - ... your local computer store isn't interested in

your shell collection.
You update your resume to include, "Defended Ascalon

against Charr threat"

Your college thesis is about the sociology of the Charr

species and the roles their classes and religion plays.

You are forcibly removed from a funeral after attempting

to raise the deceased.

You call every archery store within a 100 mile radius to

see if they have any vampiric strings or can inscribe a

powerful rune to your bow.
~183~-You wonder where there is a town WITHOUT Cars

and planes...
184. you go to the beach and collect shells for a new

piece of armor
185. you start sceaming "where the heck is the

collector?"
186. you start refering to going to work as "the searing"
187. you get confused when you don't see someone's

level and class
188. you wonder why when you write on your map it

doesn't disapear after a second
189. you ask your boss what he thinks you should take

as a secondary profession
190. after you get a paper cut you start screaming at

your friends because no one is healing you.
191. you ask your friends why your cat doesn't attack

when you select a target and start attacking.
192. your friends ask you to stop shouting "/i am using

power shot on the teacher" in class
193. You start stabbing Spider Webs in your basement,

hopeing to find Linen.
194. You go to the zoo, and hop in the wolf pen, in

hope to charm them
195. You are no longer friends with either a Sarah or

Gwen that you used to know.
196. When you rate every game besides GuildWars a 1

on MMORPG.COM, just because you think it will make

the game better.
197. you try to sell your friends fur squares telling your

parents that you are gonig to be rich by tomorrow
198. you ask your parents to go hiking in the mountains

because you are in search of the crafter that will make

your tanned hides into fur squares
199. you get confused when you can't charm the bear at

the zoo because you don't see break charm
200. you know the prince more than you know your

friends
201. when your friends ask you to go to a party you tell

them that you haven't gotten past the searing yet
202. you try to charm the monkey at the zoo but keep

seeing "this is not an animal" in your mind
203. you con your friend into distracting the bear with

"frenzy" while you charm it
204. you get confused why you don't start floating in the

air when you mumble
205. you run through backlanes to try and find a skill

trainer
206~ you wonder why no one speaks when they're dead

*pokes continuously*
207 - When you are looking thru your screenshots &

think to yourself "Well guess I'll start playing now" &

start pressing movement keys & using your mouse all the

while looking at the screenshot wondering "WTF? Why

can't I move?"
208:
You wonder why you can't cast imagined burden on the

incoming car;
209:

Most simply: When you play guildwars more than you

play real life
210:

When you donate blood to sacrifice it for the use a

necromancer skill211:

When you forget you can open doors O.O212:
you wonder where the Dwarven Powder Kegs are to open

various doors;
213: You stand outside of your house, for GW houses,

no one never enters.
214. When you think you can Smite an annoying

professor...
215. You see the chat window when you close your eyes

and can almost read the conversations.
216. When you type "I" in an attempt to open folders on

your computer.
217. When you and your friends are supposed to meet

somewhere and they call you to find a central meeting

spot you ask the what district they're in.
218:
When you will never think of Los Angeles(LA) the same;
219. When you see people driving by in cars, and then

reach for your bow to slay the gigantic monster

(especially if you fire a flaming arrow )
220. When you resigned as Clanmaster of a Clan in

another game, because GW is just that much better.

(Guilty.)
221. When you start referring to Goth kids as "those

Necros."
222. When you can hum at least 2/3 of the soundtrack,

and even occasionally switch back and forth between

orchestral sections.
223. When watching Riverdance gives you an

overwhelming urge to don green apparel and cast Conjure

Phantasm at someone.
224 Your husband goes away for a week and you spend

all that time (including staying up till 6am) playing to

get your Char up to LVL 20 before he gets home!
225 You setup for that midnite pot of coffee before

starting to play at 11am.
226 When you dream everything has the GW GUI
227. You go up a a row of hookers and say, "Okay, I

don't want to bother looking for a group, so I'll need

you, you you, and you for a quest to Piken Square."
228 - When your not playing you have Guild Wars

separation anxiety..
229. You want the patch....after the first week of GW
230. When you practice guitar in the same style as your

characters /guitar emote.

231. When you're not ready for that guitar lesson

because you were playing Guild Wars all week.
232. You walk through your front gate and wonder why

there are ppl everywhere and you're not in your own

instance
233. You get into a fight with someone and start running

hoping to get out of aggro range
234. You ask your friend in Washington to get a map of

California and you start poking your home town hoping

they will see the ping on their map
235. You go to the school cafeteria with an Identification

Kit hoping to FINALLY discover what that glop is on your

plate
236 You upgrade your video card to a even better one,

so u can put the one u are using in your GF's machine.

in order to stop choosing between "going to visit her on

the weekend, or lvl up your E/R"
237 u wonder if u can cast conjure flame on the knife

in the kitchen so u can toast your bread when u cut it.
238 when u go to the park with your gf, u see green

dot and red dot instead of real ppl around you.
239 u start typing WTS when u post on ebay
U know u play to much when u start to think 3 hours of

sleep a night is considered a great nights sleep! why

save all that energy for work? I mean come on, who

likes their work?
241. When you plan ahead for those 3 hours, "ok it is

4 a.m., If I want a full, complete 3 hours of sleep, I

should stop playing GuildWars at 5 a.m."
242. when you dont know when to sticky lock a thread
243. When every song on your hardrive has been in a

fan-made guildwars video.
244. ...You accidentally think Platformers have Hit Points

and certain timed "missions" ingame!
246. before you even own the game (just from watching

your bf play it endlessly) you say in a half-asleep

stupor, "wow, that's a lot of guys...you gotta kill...damn

charr...zzzzzzzz"

247. you try to rationalize it as coincidence that every

time your housemates see you, you are playing GW. ("i

DID get up to pee an hour ago, you know!")

248. you spend time at work (that you are entirely not

rested enough for) posting on forums and printing out

where elite skill bosses are located and planning out

where you need to go next to acquire them.

249. you and your friends express frustration with each

other by pointing and yelling something along the lines of

the following:
"ignite arrows!"
"firestorm!"
"pacifism!"
"but you're not even a monk!"
"......shut up."

250. You go up to your physics teacher and ask for an

ascension quest so you can graduate.
251. When you try to salvage your old Nintendo 64 and

atempt to attach it to your cell phone to gain it's "Uber

Golden Eye 64 Rune."
252. When staying up late too many times melts your

mind. (this is GW forum, I am assuming you have tried

theis. Echo, lol)
253. Whenever your guilty of anything that Jjk says

(Slams head on desk and raises hand then points to his

oozing cramium.)254. You realise that there is no time

to switch skills when going on a mission -- to college!!
255. You cry cos you wanna "be just like DWAYNA!!!"
256. When you start creating load outs for real people:

Level 20 Supervisor
Attributes:
Bitch 14 Major Bitch Hairdo
Nagging 13 Minor Voicebox of Nagging
Compassion 2

Skills:
No you don't!! {Elite} - Whatever action employee was

about to do that would be beneficial is now cancelled. No

recharge time, fully spammable.
Stay Late - Keep employee in workplace for extra

20-500 minutes. Prime Attribute: Bitch
You messed up - The next time employee misses in

combat, berate employee for 2 - 20 weeks or until

employee dies. Prime Attribute: Nag
About your breaks - Recall employee from Break.

Employee still suffers moral deficit from leaving break. If

employee was eating, employee is knocked down and

suffers 90-500 damage. Attribute: Bitch
Saturday - Target employee is drained of all days off. If

employee had plans, employee is drained of all energy

and the will to live. Attribute: Bitch
Write Up - If one of your employees dies, place blame

squarely on target other employee. If employee was

working, target employee takes demotion. Attribute: Nag
Parking Spot - Steal target employee's parking spot for

20-40 days. During that time, target employee's parking

spot is unusable by him/her.
Bull Excuse - For the next 1-9 days, if you are wrong,

the fallacy is replaced by Bull Excuse which will be

bought by upper management. Your other excuses are

unavailable for 2-3 weeks.

257. your bf calls to see if you want to go to a movie

later. you say ok, and he asks if you're at your

computer. of course you are ^_~
him: "can you look up movie times?"
you: *pause* "no...?"
him: *pause* "you're playing guild wars aren't you?"
you: *pause* "no...?"
258. You try to use Vamparic Touch on the gas pump to

juice up your car.
259. You buy 2 more copies of GW AND a brand new

computer so the kids can play online together.... Yeesh
259. You get pissed at your car because you can't use

Sever Artery or Gash because "Target enemy has no

flesh."
260. You have two monitors at home, one has GW, the

other has homework...guilty!
261. You start wearing a cape everywhere asking

everyone if they want to join your guild.
262. You pickup everything you see on the ground

thinking: "There might be a collector I can trade this to."
263. You try to tame a mountain lion, but the realize as

it is shredding you to bits your beast mastery wasn't high

enough
264. ...as above, but trying to tame a Snake

(Poisonous), Alligator, Reptile or Komodo Dragon!
265. When you hook up a butterknife to a propaine tank

and call it a Firey Dragon Sword.
When you turn to your husband and address him by his

female character's name.
267. When there were more than 50 ways you know you

have been playing GW too long...
* When you go shopping for clothes and look for the

Armor guy.

* When you check for stats on clothing before the price.

* When you go out to meet your friends and you yell "

LFG " .

* When you walk out the door and look for the nearest

zone.

* When you see a bug and your first thought is to "

NUKE it " then get pissed cuz you didnt get " XP "
273 - you shout "LEEEEEROOOOOOY

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJYYYYEENKIIIINS!!!" in a packed

supermarket while running from the cops
274. you try to dance like your character...and succeed
75: When you go to disneyland and shout out "LFG FOR

SPACE MOUNTAIN!"

276: when you work out and get buff, you scream

"YES! Lvl 20!"

278: When you walk around your house looking for

snails, hoping to salvage some shells.

279. Your Girlfriend would rather buy and play GW rather

than threaten to break up with you
280. You have GW preorder poster on your ceiling over

your bed.
279: ...you hope your mother-in-law isn't home so your

wife can play GW on her computer.

280: ...you buy your wife new RAM for a birthday

present so she doesn't have to use her mother's

computer any more.

281: ...you consider buying your mother-in-law a new

sound card so the music in GW doesn't get choppy

282: ...you actively try to recruit your sister-in-law

multiple times a day to play.

283: ...you know off the top of your head the exact

storyline location of every non-ascended player at work

284: ...you stop talking about GW around that guy at

work who wants to play, but you just know wouldn't fit in

your guild

285: ...you want to lose weight so you can fit in the

GW t-shirt you got on launch day (and plot how you'll

steal it back from your wife)

286: ...you've wished for the mini-map click-n-draw

feature in every other application you own
287. When you get back from a 14 hour day of work

doinf door to door vacuum sales and immediately go to

check up on what's going on in the forums rather than

getting sleep. (Yup, that's me...I'll probably quite the job

soon...cuttin into my two big G's: GW and my GF.)
288. You utter "By the beard of Balthezar!" as a

common exclamitory.
289. You curse at Grenth when you stub your toe
290. when you start calling the u.s. and canada, tyria

and you sub-divide them into regions

northeast - ascalon and the northlands
southeast - the crystal desert (or orr)
midwest - kryta
west - maguuma jungle
hawaii - ring of fire islands
canada - the shiverpeaks

207. you call your friends by their guild war names i.e

"Hello Mrs. Weebler, can Sataki Bloodfist come out to

play?"

208. you posted one of the 208 reasons
When u call ur wife her in game name *Raises Hand*

=P
When you've read through this entire thread more than

once ....
211 when you take your guild wars manual to church.
amen
296. you know youve been playing too long when you

learn the entire soundtrack on an instrument
297. when you go to a bar and ask for dwarven ale
298. when people start talking about their gangs, you say

yea well my guild has a guild hall, a site, a cape and

over 30 lvl 20's
299. you go up to someone and ask where the nearest

skill trainer is
300. when you make a myspace group dedicated to GW
(the group was deleted, I had it and didn't want to

delete it, but the owner guy made me)
301. When you say "command slash dance at a school

dance" and you do the the mesmer one. *cringe*
302. You constantly bump this thread back up to laugh

at (with?) other people's ideas.
303. You make new "list" threads in hope that they

catch on as well.
304: When at a party you sneak off into your friends

computer room to check this thread

305: When you go to a LAN just to play GW while

everyone esle is playing Quake 3

306: When you loose the internet and end up reading

the GW Lore several times

307: When you spend your time at work daydreaming

about GW

308: When you start cursing at people in your party out

loud in a crowded room, then notice people looking at

you oddly and shout "Those freaking noobs don't know

where the bonus is!" and they ALL understand.
309: you play in secret
when u fail to come up with any ideas for this

thread...ur not getting enuf Gw...

When u run up to ur neighbor with a sword yelling "Im

using server artery on Mr Smith!"
Your brother is wondering why his 4 year old daughter is

asking him what a mesmer is, after she spent one day

with you.
You have been playing for way to long when you forgot

what your bed feels like, and your couch has the

impression of your body.....
314. When you dream of playing unreleased content.

315. When think about how to work on your build in the

shower.
316. when you become a farmer
317. when you can actually tell if a place has been

nerfed
318. When you have passionately participated in a heated

debate regarding the economy.

319. You had to get a new keyboard when you first went

to Thunderhead. *cackle*
320. You call Riverdance "that Mesmer Dance"
321. You actually believe there's still a viable economy in

the game.
322. When you attempt to figure out the exchange rate

would be between GW gold and US dollars. (anyone

have any guesses? Ale may be a good starting point)
323.u play so much gw that when u try to make rain u

go find the stormcaller
324.) You starty refering to people by their character's

names. I've seen it happen. Cliff went up to James and

said high Skye funny stuff
325. When you find yourself coming here everyday even

though you no longer religiously play the game, because

off-topic is better then HOH.
326. You become upset when you notice another girl

mesmer wearing the exact same outfit and color your

mesmer is wearing .... even though you're a guy!
327. you become miffed when you realize the one of a

kind armor you just spent 15 k on is being worn by

everyone in the in crowd
328. When you hit "r" to auto run in a cs rush.
329. When you attempt to put the school bully on your

"ignore"-list.
this is sad i know but 330- (not sure if this was

mentioned as i didn't check) when u look around

anywhere and hoping there's a ctrl button to highlight

blue names of people u see ive been doin that

recently...
331. When you are watching "The Mask" and wonder if

his head gear adds to + Domination, Illusion, or Fast

cast...
332. you see a piece of obsidion on the ground and you

flip out with joy at your amazing discovery
333. you take the obsidion and try to sell it to your

neighbor for $3,500
334. When you post a thread like this telling ppl your

thoughts.
335. When you get mad at the office and call your

co-worker a "n00b." Of course, he doesn't get it.

336. When you order parts to build another computer,

then have them mailed 2nd day air, so you don't argue

with your wife over who gets to play.
337. when you get "RSI" and you are still playing

........ hoping a monk will soner or later heal you!

338. when you go through lots of posts to see if

someone else has already written the above!

339. when you don't realize it's time to go to bed and

accidentaly salvage a golden armor! (This has happened

to me more than once!)

340. when you realize you havenot been palying enough

because you don't know what UW or FoW mean!
341. You call your friend and tell her she needs a better

skill set for meeting guys.
342. When you teach your 5yr old son how to play

because your wife won't use your 2nd copy
when you make your 5 yr old join your guild to have

someone reliable.....
343. When you wake up at 4am in front of your

computer and realize your group has left you standing in

the middle of sorrows furnace.

344. When you wake up in the morning tired because

you dreamed about timing your skills correctly to charge

adrenaine for your new knockdown warrior.

345. When your wife threatens to break your computer

and divorce you because your not spending enough time

with her.

346. When you have difficulty talking with humans face to

face because you haven't properly equiped your skill bar,

and have 0 attribute points in expertise.
347. When you go down to your basement, then after 3

days, come back up and say,
'I've just solo cleared out Sorrow's Furnace'
Then your wife says,
'No dear, that was the boiler'
348. When you try and use "charm animal" on your dog

after putting her in the back yard to use the bathroom

and she wont come back in the house. I attempted this

on my children as well to get them to do their

homework. I think tonight I will try buying a superior rune

of beast mastery
349. you realize that saying proudly how you love your

yakslapper is not a good thing to do at work
350. your boss yells profanity and you wonder who

interupted his spell
351. your husdand answers questions about the game at

work and he doesn't play it
352. Your boss comes to your cube at lunch to talk

about the cool UW run he just finished (I hate him

some times)
353. when people refer to st johns fissure college as just

fissure, and you get excited when you hear the name
353. When you have more friends in a guild than you do

in real life.
354. When you park your car all the way in the back of

the parking lot at work, and you wish you had equiped

sprint or stormchaser before leaving the office so you

could get to your car faster.
355. When your sitting at your desk at work looking at

the cow calendar you got from "Chick-fil-A" and think

that "Biff Jerky" or "Paulie Unsaturated" would be a nice

name for your new guild wars character.
356: When you run all day long.
357: When you quit playing so much and start eating,

sleeping, and watching tv again.
You Hit enter before and after typing a text message in

ICQ,AIM,Yahoo, whatever
Instead of using Emoticons, you type things like /doh,

/sigh, or /no
Your MSVDM (Virtual Desktop Manager) has different

pics of your avatar(s)
Considered getting a tatoo/scar to match your avatar

(not sure if he was joking)
Have a pet named "Charr" or "Growl"

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...light=addicted

Sol_Vie · Mar 21, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30

696) When you go to a friend's house you shout "I'm using Knock!" rather than actually knock.